Southern Boy in ChiTown

Sunday, May 14, 2006

False Advertising

After my run one night last week, I used the Axe body wash sample that had gotten thrown into my bag at the Virgin Megastore a few nights before and then got dressed and walked down to the grocery store a few blocks away. Not once in that time did a single nubile young hottie launch herself at me or try to tear my clothes off.

Advertisers suck.


  • What, the married nubile young hottie didn't count? Or are you so swamped with nubile young hotties that you can afford to be more discriminating?

    By Blogger Lex, at 5:11 AM  

  • That stuff would probably work around here because ivory soap in general is a real attention getter. I was thinking of how to put this rural eco system into perspective. I thought it would be best if I'd post a picture of my buddy Bud - a real life mountain man - but he said he would kill me if I took his picture.

    By Blogger tmay245, at 10:33 AM  

  • Lex,
    You've definitely made my "A" list for that!


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:43 PM  

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